This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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