I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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