I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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