im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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