i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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