I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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