So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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