I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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