The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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