Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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