That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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