First date: that requires underwear, huh?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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