Your dad touched me again.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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