windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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