She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Your penis caused this!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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