you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Boobs are out for the taking
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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