Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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