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Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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