i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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