fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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