Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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