they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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