Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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