she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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