Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the day after is always just damage control
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
