"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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