You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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