So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
is that a dick in a sweater?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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