i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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