His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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