Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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