Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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