Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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