i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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