Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We just shotgunned beers for America
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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