youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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