normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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