school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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