the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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