So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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