She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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