Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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