Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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