I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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