My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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