you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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