He disabled his match.com account in front of me
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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