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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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