I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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