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• (315): View more from New York

  I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Last night was just one giant freudian slip.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  You made out with EVERYBODY.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Can I just bleach my life?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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• (585): View more from New York

  WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes

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• (801): View more from Utah

  College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.

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